Firewall humour

Stavo cercando un articolo da affiancare alla pagina dell’handbook di FreeBSD riguardante la configurazione di IPFW. Non ho trovato nulla di lontanamente paragonabile, ma questa pagina merita una menzione per il suo punto n° 4:

4. Create & install a warning banner. Use vi to replace your /etc/motd file with the following text (or some other equivalent legal disclaimer). Make sure that you add a line that says ‘update_motd=”NO”‘ at the end of your /etc/rc.conf file when you’re done…otherwise your changes will be overwritten each time the system reboots.

* * * * * * * * * * * * W A R N I N G * * * * * * * * * * * * *
THIS SYSTEM IS RESTRICTED TO AUTHORIZED USERS FOR AUTHORIZED USE
ONLY. UNAUTHORIZED ACCESS IS STRICTLY PROHIBITED AND MAY BE
PUNISHABLE UNDER THE COMPUTER FRAUD AND ABUSE ACT OF 1986 OR
OTHER APPLICABLE LAWS. IF NOT AUTHORIZED TO ACCESS THIS SYSTEM,
DISCONNECT NOW. BY CONTINUING, YOU CONSENT TO YOUR KEYSTROKES
AND DATA CONTENT BEING MONITORED. ALL PERSONS ARE HEREBY
NOTIFIED THAT THE USE OF THIS SYSTEM CONSTITUTES CONSENT TO
MONITORING AND AUDITING.
* * * * * * * * * * * * W A R N I N G * * * * * * * * * * * * *

LOL. Fa quasi più ridere del metatag GENERATOR della pagina stessa (andate a vedere).